I soon discovered after making my last post that.. Elves Do Anal, and Goblin Blowjob Orgy were the second and third books to a series called “Pimp My Nymph”.. So I went ahead and purchased the first book.. to read first.
Final thoughts on Threeway By the Sea.. There was a paragraph where the author.. suddenly misspelled one of the character’s names..? And instead of Ron, he suddenly turned into Rob! And here I was, excited for a sudden fourth member that would have been such a twist.
Having three characters involved in a smut scene with barely any paragraph breaks makes for a confusing encounter. The threeway itself felt a little lame compared to the descriptive masturbation scene right out the gate. The masturbation was so descriptive it was almost uncomfortable to read, in my opinion. Glans isn’t a very sexy word, imo. There were some word choices that made me go “lol and this is sexy how..?” But, hey, you do kind of run out of words to describe sex with. I get that. It’s sad when your main course is slightly outshined by a guy wanking himself in the shower.
Overall, on a scale of 1 to 5, I’d say it was a 3 in entertaining. It was a fast read, it was.. hilarious, to me, and it wasn’t the sexiest book.. but it was predictable and expected..? It certainly didn’t disappoint, it did have a threesome.. with weredolphins.